⛧ Cast

The...Interesting fellows who inhabit Sweet Home Alabama TM. Click their icons to view their official art!

Belial the Vampire Self-proclaimed TRVE KVLT dark overlord. In reality, he's a shut-in who hates everyone, wants to be a dark overlord, and spends his nights arguing with people on the internet. Hisses when you make eye contact with him.

Jesús the Werehyena A cheerful, hyperactive scene raver who is the sweetest of the bunch. And he thinks other people are sweet, so sweet that he wants to take a bite out of them. Loves animals, video games, plushies, and "hunting".

Vylette thw Witch A real with with a B, Vylette takes her passion for potion brewing very, very seriously. As Head Witch TM, she finds herself wrangling the others, but she's still crazy in her own right. Once sent a pipe bomb to someone's house cuz they called her coord "ita".

Michael the Human He may be just a human to your unenlightened eyes, but to him, he's more than human, having awakened his third eye and aligned his chakras. Dreams of forming a giant love commune, full of people who worship him, but in the meantime, he'll have to settle for just talking people's ear off about some stupid woo he found on Facebook.